And it's going to be your first time.
Here's what you should and shouldn't do.
And it comes in different categories.
Like, what should you do in both trains and buses.
This is for people who are just plain idiots where he/she have never used public transports before.
This is for Malaysians but there might be common points to different countries.
Don't forget to take time to know how to get there.
Like which bus route to take and which train to take.
Bring small change.
Don't bring RM50 to the train station and ask for a RM1.5 ticket.
That will piss other people off.
And don't show off your expensive stuff.
Do you want it stolen?
So, let's get started!
SURVIVAL TIP#1
On the station or platform.
Take care of your belongings.
If it's in your bag, leave it there.
Don't even dare to take it out.
Especially if your alone.
Unless there's a tag/strap to wrap it around your wrist.
SURVIVAL TIP#2
If your in a bus stop/station.
Don't ever stand close to the road.
Just sit/stand inside the stop/stand.
If your in a train station.
Stand behind the yellow line.
You'd don't know when or how your going to fall on the tracks.
There's a big space.
Just do it ok?
SURVIVAL TIP#3
Don't go on peak hours like in the morning and in the evening
You'll end up like this if you do.
You didn't see the people behind me!
There were loads more where that came from.
And be careful for pick pockets. in this kind of situations.
SURVIVAL TIP#4
Always check if you can enter the vehicle.
Like for example.
Some trains & buses can only be entered by females.
Any males will be kicked out.
Look out for signs like this.
This is to ensure the safety of them.
Unless you think that you're a female and have a vagina.
You may enter.
SURVIVAL TIP#5
Get a Touch N' Go card for easy access into public transports.
These cards can be used in most public transports.
Since the new buses don't use tickets anymore.
This will be your only ticket.
There are currently 3 types of Touch N' Go cards.
This card can be purchased at Petronas stations nationwide.
The only bad thing is that it's RM10 just for the card.
THAT SUCKS!
Cuz there will be RM0 inside the card.
So you'll have to reload it!
Normally these outlets are on major highways.
It costs RM10.
But this card comes with RM10 free for now!
How to get it.
Here's a video!
But the only problem is that when you wanna reload.
The machine always reject the money you put in it.
Only selected few should make it easy.
SURVIVAL TIP#6
Before entering the vehicle.
Let people exit the vehicle first before you enter.
Don't just barge in.
That's just plain rude anyways.
When your already in the vehicle.
Always enter some more so that other people can enter too.
SURVIVAL TIP#7
Always give up your seat to people who need it more.
If they need it more than you do.
Give it to them.
Like pregnant ladies, ladies with children, senior citizens and handicapped people.
This is called courtesy thank you very much.
And with these tips.
You'll survive public transports in no time!
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