1 Word = FUNNY!
The movie was just so damn hilarious!
From the first 5 seconds into the show until the end.
The movie showed a great sense of humour.
Although there are problems in the plot & camera-angle.
I totally forgot about it during the movie!
The jokes in the movie was creative, hilarious and typical Malaysian style!
The movie had an in-depth meaning into it.
The main point of the story in unity between people. (as some people misinterpret it)
It shows how we should unite as Malaysian.
As the plot grows, there was a lot of parts where I took some time to understand.
It was quite confusing.
But for a Malaysian Low Budget Movie.
I give it a 2 thumbs up for making me laugh (literally) on the floor!
This is a must watch movie if you're looking to spend time laughing and having fun!
Especially all the fans of Namewee.
If against him, well,
Go F*** Yourself!
MY RATING!
*****
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Movie Review: Nasi Lemak 2.0
10:32 PM - Wednesday, September 28, 2011
Movie Review: Fright Night
3:32 PM - Friday, September 23, 2011
This is what a vampire movie should look like.
Unlike lame vampire movie (Twilight).
This movie was an awesome mixture of horror, thriller and maybe comedy.
This movie will WOW you.
This is a movie that I would watch on Halloween.
It's just so scary and it's just plain awesome!
The movie will attract you.
Cuz the interesting parts starts 20 seconds into the movie.
There is a lot of excitement in the movie till the end.
Beside s the lame editing skills.
This is a movie that I recommend for everyone to watch! (Patrons 18+ of course)
Just sit back with your popcorn and maybe 3D glasses.
And enjoy the movie!
MY RATING!
*****
Unlike lame vampire movie (Twilight).
This movie was an awesome mixture of horror, thriller and maybe comedy.
This movie will WOW you.
This is a movie that I would watch on Halloween.
It's just so scary and it's just plain awesome!
The movie will attract you.
Cuz the interesting parts starts 20 seconds into the movie.
There is a lot of excitement in the movie till the end.
Beside s the lame editing skills.
This is a movie that I recommend for everyone to watch! (Patrons 18+ of course)
Just sit back with your popcorn and maybe 3D glasses.
And enjoy the movie!
MY RATING!
*****
Movie Review: Abduction
3:32 PM
The movie looked better in the trailer.
It wasn't so satisfying.
The reason for all these event in the movie was stupid.
I was like, "What?! That's All?!".
There are movies much better than this.
But the movie will satisfy all Taylor Lautner fans (You don't get to see his abs in the entire movie)
The only good thing about the movie was the action.
Most (if not, all) stunts was done by Taylor Lautner himself.
The action scenes were just awesome
I think that the movie would have been better if he was to travel alone without the girl.
I would only recommend this movie for Taylor Lautner fans.
If you wanna see something that is gonna make you go "WOW!".
Don't watch it.
MY RATING!
**.5***
It wasn't so satisfying.
The reason for all these event in the movie was stupid.
I was like, "What?! That's All?!".
There are movies much better than this.
But the movie will satisfy all Taylor Lautner fans (You don't get to see his abs in the entire movie)
The only good thing about the movie was the action.
Most (if not, all) stunts was done by Taylor Lautner himself.
The action scenes were just awesome
I think that the movie would have been better if he was to travel alone without the girl.
I would only recommend this movie for Taylor Lautner fans.
If you wanna see something that is gonna make you go "WOW!".
Don't watch it.
MY RATING!
**.5***
Nerd Stuff: WhatsApp
1:20 AM - Sunday, September 18, 2011
Now, this is something you might wanna check out.
This is an application for iPhone, Android, Blackberry & Symbian.
This is a cross-platform application which enables people to send messages without having to pay for SMS's.
You just need an internet-data plan (or have Wi-Fi at home)
It's like a messenger (chatbox).
But it uses the contacts in your phone rather than having you to sign up for annoying accounts.
It doesn't cost a single cent to message your buddies!
Except the fact that's you'd have to pay for the application if you're using an iPhone.
But it's free for download for Android, Blackberry & Symbian.
The 1st year is free but the subsequent years is 1.99 US Dollars. (RM 6.15)
I wouldn't mind paying that much money every year.
I'll be saving a lot of money from SMS-ing.
This is an awesome application that everyone need to have!
Check out their website by clicking the picture below!
This is an application for iPhone, Android, Blackberry & Symbian.
This is a cross-platform application which enables people to send messages without having to pay for SMS's.
You just need an internet-data plan (or have Wi-Fi at home)
It's like a messenger (chatbox).
But it uses the contacts in your phone rather than having you to sign up for annoying accounts.
It doesn't cost a single cent to message your buddies!
Except the fact that's you'd have to pay for the application if you're using an iPhone.
But it's free for download for Android, Blackberry & Symbian.
The 1st year is free but the subsequent years is 1.99 US Dollars. (RM 6.15)
I wouldn't mind paying that much money every year.
I'll be saving a lot of money from SMS-ing.
This is an awesome application that everyone need to have!
Check out their website by clicking the picture below!
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Movie Review: Johnny English Reborn
10:23 PM - Thursday, September 15, 2011
The movie tittle says it all!
After disappearing from the first movie.
Rowan Atkinson came back as the crazy MI7 secret agent.
There was an awesome mixture of comedy and action.
Even if the jokes in the movie was predictable.
But it was fun to watch.
His stupidity in the movie was the funniest joke.
He did copy a skit he did in Mr. Beam.
But, so?
The only thing is bad about the movie that it was predictable.
You'll actually know where his stupidity will bring him.
This is a movie I recommend to families and people wanting to have a laugh!
Just don't eat your popcorn or drink your beverage too often.
Cuz you might end up choking.
MY RATING!
*****
After disappearing from the first movie.
Rowan Atkinson came back as the crazy MI7 secret agent.
There was an awesome mixture of comedy and action.
Even if the jokes in the movie was predictable.
But it was fun to watch.
His stupidity in the movie was the funniest joke.
He did copy a skit he did in Mr. Beam.
But, so?
The only thing is bad about the movie that it was predictable.
You'll actually know where his stupidity will bring him.
This is a movie I recommend to families and people wanting to have a laugh!
Just don't eat your popcorn or drink your beverage too often.
Cuz you might end up choking.
MY RATING!
*****
Attackers Survival 101
11:21 PM - Monday, September 12, 2011
Okay,
SURVIVAL TIP#1
Never use the geo-tag in Facebook, Twitter or in any other social networking sites.
This will actually give away your position.
The person who might wanna hurt you knows where you are.
He/she will plan the attack.
Take this as an example.
Never use this function cuz it's very dangerous.
SURVIVAL TIP#2
Girls.
If you don't have any experience in any martial arts (which I suggest you have)
Get pepper spray and keep in handy.
The best is still going out with friends cuz it's much safer.
SURVIVAL TIP#4
Use whatever you have as weapon.
There is a word called "IMPROVISE"
If you have an umbrella, use it.
If you have a handbag, use it.
If you have long legs, use it.
Anything (including your body) is a weapon.
You can injure them.
Giving you enough time to run.
SURVIVAL TIP#5
Try not to travel at night.
People can hide anywhere cuz it's dark (doh)
They can just appear out of nowhere.
And there won't be a lot of people.
If you have to travel at night.
Carry a torchlight.
If you can get this type.
That's even better.
Cuz it also acts as a weapon.
Take it out everytime you're alone or even outside your comfort-zone.
Especially if you're in a dark areas.
SURVIVAL TIP#6
Don't do anything if they have a weapon.
Just do whatever they say.
I'm just asking you to give up cuz you don't wanna get hurt do ya?
There's nothing much you can do unless you know how to handle the situation.
But the best thing is to just give up.
With these tips.
You can just end up saving your life
*RESULTS MAY VARY*
We see articles of people being harassed, robbed, attacked, raped etc.
You can actually get hurt or even killed.
You can actually get hurt or even killed.
There are (of course) a lot of ways to prevent and defend yourself.
But here are the best ways to do so.
SURVIVAL TIP#1
Never use the geo-tag in Facebook, Twitter or in any other social networking sites.
ON FACEBOOK
ON TWITTER
This will actually give away your position.
The person who might wanna hurt you knows where you are.
He/she will plan the attack.
Take this as an example.
You're outside having fun with your friends, having fun in the mall. Then, you use geo-tag. At the same time, the attackers are planning to attack you. When you arrive home, they'll attack you.And if you kinda tell them that you're not home and sometimes, house robberies can happen.
Never use this function cuz it's very dangerous.
SURVIVAL TIP#2
Girls.
If you don't have any experience in any martial arts (which I suggest you have)
Get pepper spray and keep in handy.
If you can't find any pepper spray.
You can always get bug spray as an alternative.
Find something small to fit in your bag, purse etc.
And make sure to spray him/her in the eyes.
There's no point having it if you don't know how to use it.
After you spray him/her, run away!
If it's empty.
Hit his/her head with it.
SURVIVAL TIP#3
Travel in groups.
Bring some friends if you're going anywhere.
If you're travelling alone,
Make sure that there's a crowd around you or they're people that can see you.
There are 2 possible outcomes to this.
A) People Will Help You When Someone Attacks You
B) They Are So Afraid, They Run In TerrorBut it's better to be safe than sorry huh?
The best is still going out with friends cuz it's much safer.
SURVIVAL TIP#4
Use whatever you have as weapon.
There is a word called "IMPROVISE"
If you have an umbrella, use it.
If you have a handbag, use it.
If you have long legs, use it.
Anything (including your body) is a weapon.
You can injure them.
Giving you enough time to run.
SURVIVAL TIP#5
Try not to travel at night.
People can hide anywhere cuz it's dark (doh)
They can just appear out of nowhere.
And there won't be a lot of people.
If you have to travel at night.
Carry a torchlight.
If you can get this type.
That's even better.
Cuz it also acts as a weapon.
Take it out everytime you're alone or even outside your comfort-zone.
Especially if you're in a dark areas.
SURVIVAL TIP#6
Don't do anything if they have a weapon.
Just do whatever they say.
I'm just asking you to give up cuz you don't wanna get hurt do ya?
There's nothing much you can do unless you know how to handle the situation.
But the best thing is to just give up.
With these tips.
You can just end up saving your life
*RESULTS MAY VARY*
Music Review: Wish You Were Here
5:37 PM - Saturday, September 10, 2011
♫ Avril Lavigne - Wish You Were Here ♫
This song is another song where Avril Lavigne shows her vulnerability in her life.
Like her previous songs "When You're Gone" & "I'm With You".
This song also shows that someone is missing in her life.
Unlike her previous singles like "Smile" & "What The Hell", this song shows a lot of personality.
I find the song amazing but there are few parts I didn't like.
I really didn't find the bridge of the song a part of the song.
As if she stole it from someone else.
And the chorus where she sings,
"Damn, Damn, Damn"I personally didn't like that part only.
But the other parts of the chorus was fine with me.
It seems that this might be the last single that she'll release from this album.
I was hoping that she will release at least 5 singles.
But she only release 3 singles.
I hope that she'll change her mind cuz she is the Punk Princess
MY RATING!
***.5**
Movie Review: Contagion
3:16 PM
The movie was dreadful.
I don't know why people gave positive review for this movie.
It's not a single percent scary.
The movie only has big names with big flaunts.
It might be scary to some people cuz what if the virus is real?
The movie also shows the things people would do in a virus epidemic.
The only interesting thing about the movie is that the beginning is only shown in the end of the movie.
It made me wait until the end to see how it started.
But it did occur to me to how boring it was.
I couldn't stand the movie.
I'd hope that we'd see an adventure after people started to get infected.
This movie was a great disappointment.
MY RATING!
*****
I don't know why people gave positive review for this movie.
It's not a single percent scary.
The movie only has big names with big flaunts.
It might be scary to some people cuz what if the virus is real?
The movie also shows the things people would do in a virus epidemic.
The only interesting thing about the movie is that the beginning is only shown in the end of the movie.
It made me wait until the end to see how it started.
But it did occur to me to how boring it was.
I couldn't stand the movie.
I'd hope that we'd see an adventure after people started to get infected.
This movie was a great disappointment.
MY RATING!
*****
Movie Review: Final Destination 5
5:47 PM - Thursday, September 8, 2011
The movie was just amazing.
It's just awesome to see the creativity of the writers.
They have yet created new ways to kill the characters in the movie.
That is why this movie makes me a big fan.
I personally always loved the opening death scene.
But yet, I was very disappointed for the opening and ending credits
The opening should have been the ending and the ending should have been the opening.
That was such a disappointment.
The story line was the usual and getting a bit boring cuz you'll know what will happen in the end.
But how the characters die makes it interesting.
The 3D was a bit weird.
I wasn't sure if it was the movie or the glasses.
I doubt that it was the movie.
If it was because of the movie.
I suggest you watch it in non-3D.
One more thing, I actually smell a sequel already.
SPOILER ALERT!
In the ending, 2 people had a premonition that the airplane will explode (like in the 1st movie)
And they were escorted out of the airplane.
Obviously, the airplane exploded.
I would recommend this movie for people who wants to get themselves scared.
It was a fun roller coaster ride!
This is a much watch for all Final Destination fans.
And don't forget that this movie is rated, R.
WHAT IS IN STORE IN THE FUTURE?
Tony Todd (who plays William Bludworth in the Final Destination Series) stated in an interview with DreadCentral on February 1st, 2011 that if Final Destination 5 is a success in the box office, Final Destination 6 & Final Destination 7 will be filmed back-to-back.
MY RATING!
*****
It's just awesome to see the creativity of the writers.
They have yet created new ways to kill the characters in the movie.
That is why this movie makes me a big fan.
I personally always loved the opening death scene.
But yet, I was very disappointed for the opening and ending credits
The opening should have been the ending and the ending should have been the opening.
That was such a disappointment.
The story line was the usual and getting a bit boring cuz you'll know what will happen in the end.
But how the characters die makes it interesting.
The 3D was a bit weird.
I wasn't sure if it was the movie or the glasses.
I doubt that it was the movie.
If it was because of the movie.
I suggest you watch it in non-3D.
One more thing, I actually smell a sequel already.
SPOILER ALERT!
In the ending, 2 people had a premonition that the airplane will explode (like in the 1st movie)
And they were escorted out of the airplane.
Obviously, the airplane exploded.
I would recommend this movie for people who wants to get themselves scared.
It was a fun roller coaster ride!
This is a much watch for all Final Destination fans.
And don't forget that this movie is rated, R.
WHAT IS IN STORE IN THE FUTURE?
Tony Todd (who plays William Bludworth in the Final Destination Series) stated in an interview with DreadCentral on February 1st, 2011 that if Final Destination 5 is a success in the box office, Final Destination 6 & Final Destination 7 will be filmed back-to-back.
MY RATING!
*****
Movie Review: The Smurfs
10:12 PM - Wednesday, September 7, 2011
The movie is just so dang cute and funny!
The jokes are mostly on the villain of the movie.
But it was overall funny.
There was 1 thing that concerned me.
The movie looked more like a TV Movie than a Major Motion Picture.
Mostly because of the plot.
It's something that people watch while sitting on the couch with their family.
The other reason is because of the animation.
It wasn't that good.
There were a few parts where you can actually see the poor animation skills.
This is a movie I would recommend for family and teens.
If you wanna see something awesome in this movie.
This movie isn't for you.
MY RATING
*****
The jokes are mostly on the villain of the movie.
But it was overall funny.
There was 1 thing that concerned me.
The movie looked more like a TV Movie than a Major Motion Picture.
Mostly because of the plot.
It's something that people watch while sitting on the couch with their family.
The other reason is because of the animation.
It wasn't that good.
There were a few parts where you can actually see the poor animation skills.
This is a movie I would recommend for family and teens.
If you wanna see something awesome in this movie.
This movie isn't for you.
MY RATING
*****
Best Friends Forever
10:29 AM
~This Post Is Dedicated To My Best Friends~
Everyone has a best friend.
A person who will be with you through anything.
Give you advice if you need any.
A person to lend a hand.
What's a best friend?
Is it someone who borrow you money if you need it?
Or someone you get if you need assistance?
Everyone has their own definition of this.
Mine is simple.
You've helped me a lot that nothing can repay it.
Be with me through ups and down.
Make me feel damn happy.
I'm blessed with 7 Besties. (Don't mock me)
I've met all these people in different places.
All from different backgrounds.
Helped me through bad things.
I've also helped you through tough times.
We have an awesome time together,
I might not be your best friend.
But I know you are my best friend.
Here's a song dedicated to you guys!
Everyone has a best friend.
A person who will be with you through anything.
Give you advice if you need any.
A person to lend a hand.
What's a best friend?
Is it someone who borrow you money if you need it?
Or someone you get if you need assistance?
Everyone has their own definition of this.
Mine is simple.
You've helped me a lot that nothing can repay it.
Be with me through ups and down.
Make me feel damn happy.
I'm blessed with 7 Besties. (Don't mock me)
I've met all these people in different places.
All from different backgrounds.
Helped me through bad things.
I've also helped you through tough times.
We have an awesome time together,
I might not be your best friend.
But I know you are my best friend.
Here's a song dedicated to you guys!
Movie Review: Cars 2
10:18 PM - Tuesday, September 6, 2011
Here's the sitch.
The movie went way better than I expected.Given the fact that the main character is not Lightning McQueen.
I was surprised by that.
But undeniably,
The movie was nice!
It's something that kids should go watch.
There was action and a lot of comedy.
The movie has a very interesting plot.
It was at least easy to know and understand.
The movie doesn't feel like a sequel (which I don't think there will be anymore)
The 3D-ness wasn't that interesting.
But the mini-story before the movie has better 3D effects.
This is a have to watch for families that wanna watch something.
It's also something to watch even if you didn't watch the first movie.
MY RATING
***.5**
Songkok VS Kopiah
10:41 PM - Friday, September 2, 2011
Okay,
So I found this newspaper article in Utusan Malaysia on August 30th 2011.
And so it made me wonder.
Do people really prefer kopiah than songkoks?
The tittle says "Songkoks Are Having A Competition From Kopiahs"
Here's something you should know before you continue reading this post.
Songkoks and Kopiahs are both headgears that are normally used by Muslims worldwide.
Normally used by Muslim men.
It is used to cover their head and to hide their hair so that the forehead can be seen.
This is because the forehead must be on the ground when they "Sujud" without hair(s) covering it.
A kopiah is also known as a ketayap.
Not to be confused with Kuih Ketayap.
But kopiahs can.
It's easier to wash and it's easier to maintain compared to a songkok.
A songkok will loose it's shape and might loose it's colour.
A kopiah will keep its colour and shape even after washed.
So it's concluded that songkoks are not a suitable choice to put in a washing machine.
Kopiahs can be folded into a small size to fit into a bag.
But songkoks can't.
Songkok has a hard cover and usually packed in a box.
So,
It will take up lot of space in when packing.
So, obviously!
People will prefer a kopiah rather than a songkok.
Why is it more expensive.
It could be because of the material that is used for make it.
A kopiah is thinner than a songkok.
So, air will travel faster and easier.
Another reason is the colour.
Songkoks are always black which most of you might know absorbs heat.
Ketayap are white which reflects heat.
So, do you get what I mean?
Why do you think people prefer kopiahs/ketayap rather than songkok?
I don't prefer anything.
But if I were to choose between 1 of them.
I would have to choose a ketayap.
But, I'll wear songkoks at times.
Do you have any other suggestions on why do people prefer ketayap than songkoks?
Leave a comment then!
Yah, she helped gave suggestions to this post
Here she is!
So I found this newspaper article in Utusan Malaysia on August 30th 2011.
And so it made me wonder.
Do people really prefer kopiah than songkoks?
The tittle says "Songkoks Are Having A Competition From Kopiahs"
Here's something you should know before you continue reading this post.
A Simple Example Of A Songkok
A Simple Example Of A Kopiah/Ketayap
Normally used by Muslim men.
It is used to cover their head and to hide their hair so that the forehead can be seen.
This is because the forehead must be on the ground when they "Sujud" without hair(s) covering it.
A kopiah is also known as a ketayap.
Not to be confused with Kuih Ketayap.
DIFFERENCE #1
Sonkoks can't be washed in the washing machine.But kopiahs can.
It's easier to wash and it's easier to maintain compared to a songkok.
A songkok will loose it's shape and might loose it's colour.
A kopiah will keep its colour and shape even after washed.
So it's concluded that songkoks are not a suitable choice to put in a washing machine.
DIFFERENCE #2
Kopiahs are easier to pack compared to a songkok.Kopiahs can be folded into a small size to fit into a bag.
But songkoks can't.
Songkok has a hard cover and usually packed in a box.
So,
It will take up lot of space in when packing.
DIFFERENCE #3
The price of a songkok is higher than a kopiah.So, obviously!
People will prefer a kopiah rather than a songkok.
Why is it more expensive.
It could be because of the material that is used for make it.
DIFFERENCE #4
The kopiah is more cooling compared to a songkok.A kopiah is thinner than a songkok.
So, air will travel faster and easier.
Another reason is the colour.
Songkoks are always black which most of you might know absorbs heat.
Ketayap are white which reflects heat.
So, do you get what I mean?
Why do you think people prefer kopiahs/ketayap rather than songkok?
I don't prefer anything.
But if I were to choose between 1 of them.
I would have to choose a ketayap.
But, I'll wear songkoks at times.
Do you have any other suggestions on why do people prefer ketayap than songkoks?
Leave a comment then!
SPECIAL THANKS!
A special thank you to my cousin, Azra!Yah, she helped gave suggestions to this post
Here she is!
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